Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Loki: kneel.
- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
- *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
- me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
- 300 attempts later
- me:
